“The Power of Cats”

I’m fine as a cat,
I’ll try life in the streets now;
I go where I please.

No one can own me,
I mock what people call love;
I must be worshiped.

Nine lives, not just one,
I have twice as many legs,
Humans don’t compare.

My love defies death–
My power is much greater;
The power of cats…


“On Being a Cat”

Angel from Hell's Kitty with Nick

Angel from Hell’s Kitty gets her minion Nick to write for her.

I write about what I know. Right now this basically entails writing about being a cat. However, I wasn’t always a cat. I used to be someone else altogether. Someone in another lifetime. For those who stick around long enough to look into my soul, you will know who I am. As for those who don’t, you don’t deserve to know.

— Angel

Adopt a Pet or Die!


Adopt a Pet or Die!

Now it’s scientifically proven that if you choose to adopt a pet (or more specifically a cute adorable pussy cat like myself) you are less likely to die of a heart attack. This presupposes that I don’t want you to die of a heart attack, which presupposes that your heart is dedicated to taking care of me and me alone and no other woman (ok, maybe, I’m taking this too personal). Anyway, the bottom line is that you should adopt a cute cuddly cat to care for and to love (everyday and every second), someone to dedicate your single insignificant life to (her amazing and wonderful 9 lives) OR…DIE!

So…here is a link to where you can SAVE YOUR HEART by HAVING ONE AND ADOPT A PET


Love ya to Death (literally),


Cat Eyes on Michael Berryman and Bloody Tubs

As the world’s most notorious possessed pussycat, I FEEL LIKE ONE COOL CAT getting to work with horror icons. For episode 9, I got to add Michael Berryman to that list of guest stars who I’ve worked with on set that include Lee Meriwether; Nina Hartley; Barbara Nedeljakova, and Ashley C. Williams. You may know Michael Berryman from the cult classic horror film The Hills Have Eyes but I know him as the mysterious dude that popped up on my doorstep while I was trying to have a romantic dinner. Still – the host of guests that come into my life because Nick decided to do a web-series about me is pretty funny. But have no doubt…Michael Berryman’s face is going to look scarier than ever if I ever get my claws on him.

If you have no clue what I’m talking about check out Episode 9 “Blood Bath” from the world’s greatest comedy horror web-series Hell’s Kitty!

Hell's Kitty %22Blood Bath%22 Scene with Lisa as zombie in tub with Nick


Love & Hate (two parts of the same paw),


9 Reasons I Cut Catwoman (A.K.A. Nick’s Grandma)


1)   She tried to put her filthy paws on me.

2)   To cut her out of the picture before she got too comfortable.

3)   Cause there’s only room for one hellcat in the house.

4)   She didn’t let me eat her cookie.

5)   I didn’t want her fleas.

6)   All’s fair in love and war.

7)   To prevent an even greater CATastrophe.

8)   I used to love her, but I had to cut her.

9)  Three’s a crowd.