1) I don’t think of CHEATERS, except when imaging what they’ll look like with my claws up their nostrils.
2) CHEATERS should die a miserable death, than have to live life again, just so that they can die ONCE MORE.
3) CHEATERS should be forced to walk on all fours in 110 degrees of desert heat until they puke up fur balls.
4) Cheaters serve a purpose; they give us great pleasure when we tear their hearts out.
5) Cheaters cheat because they know if they played by the rules they’d lose miserably, so instead, they cheat and still lose because felines like me make sure of it.
6) Cheating NEVER PAYS but cheaters can GET PAID BACK PAINFULLY.