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Adopt a Pet or Die!

Adopt a Pet or Die!

Now it’s scientifically proven that if you choose to adopt a pet (or more specifically a cute adorable pussy cat like myself) you are less likely to die of a heart attack. This presupposes that I don’t want you to die of a heart attack, which presupposes that your heart is dedicated to taking care of me and me alone and no other woman (ok, maybe, I’m taking this too personal). Anyway, the bottom line is that you should adopt a cute cuddly cat to care for and to love (everyday and every second), someone to dedicate your single insignificant life to (her amazing and wonderful 9 lives) OR…DIE!

So…here is a link to where you can SAVE YOUR HEART by HAVING ONE AND ADOPT A PET

Love ya to Death (literally),



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