1) She tried to put her filthy paws on me.
2) To cut her out of the picture before she got too comfortable.
3) Cause there’s only room for one hellcat in the house.
4) She didn’t let me eat her cookie.
5) I didn’t want her fleas.
6) All’s fair in love and war.
7) To prevent an even greater CATastrophe.
8) I used to love her, but I had to cut her.
9) Three’s a crowd.